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It's Good To Be Queen
My name is Kieran. I don't sleep nearly as much as I should, I'm a big gay homo and a smart ass. Anything else I say is gonna make me sound like an asshole or a really pretentious and annoying girl so yeah.... I don't fucking know.
vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

queerpuke:

too many feminist discussions are about reassuring men that feminism isn’t about ~hating them~ im so over it

At least this wasn’t the worst birthday I’ve ever had, but the second part was okay. I feel like its really setting the rest of my adult life.

My band director told everyone to text me happy birthday, and no one did except for him. Delightful.

mishakaleins:

When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider

dirtydisneyconfessions:

ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

Well I turn 18 tomorrow and I had a pretty good day up until 5 minutes ago and it kind of ruined it. But maybe tomorrow will be better.

  #i just hoped we would do like we said and listen to dancing queen and.have fun    #but no its all about her    #i cant deal with it anymore  

God why do my birthdays always suck so much.

sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image