It's Good To Be Queen
My name is Kieran. I don't sleep nearly as much as I should, I'm a big gay homo and a smart ass. Anything else I say is gonna make me sound like an asshole or a really pretentious and annoying girl so yeah.... I don't fucking know.

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 


Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 


too many feminist discussions are about reassuring men that feminism isn’t about ~hating them~ im so over it

At least this wasn’t the worst birthday I’ve ever had, but the second part was okay. I feel like its really setting the rest of my adult life.

My band director told everyone to text me happy birthday, and no one did except for him. Delightful.


When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider


ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

Well I turn 18 tomorrow and I had a pretty good day up until 5 minutes ago and it kind of ruined it. But maybe tomorrow will be better.

  #i just hoped we would do like we said and listen to dancing queen and.have fun    #but no its all about her    #i cant deal with it anymore  

God why do my birthdays always suck so much.


I’m not like other girls!XD


I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image