zeldathemes
It's Good To Be Queen
My name is Kieran. I don't sleep nearly as much as I should, I'm a big gay homo and a smart ass. Anything else I say is gonna make me sound like an asshole or a really pretentious and annoying girl so yeah.... I don't fucking know.
Throw ya hands in the air if you’s a true playa 

buckydarns:

i pledge allegiance

to the butt

of captain america

wintersoldeirs:

there’s a hole in my heart and it’s shaped like bucky barnes

clintkates:

do you think that clint’s way taller than kate and when they get in arguments kate will stand on top of furniture to make herself taller than him so clint will do the same until they’re both standing on furniture and yelling like 12 year olds

ambrielmythos:

Vaudeville performance based on the old English ballad “Death and the Lady”. The performance was about the evils of card playing and alcohol.

Death and the Lady - Joseph Hall 1906

duskygrayknights:

but morning person + not morning person could make the worst (or maybe the best?) otp

"Gooooood morning dear :)" "fuck you and everything you stand for"

hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

I knew someone, and he believed that the truth is something you don’t have to lie about.

what she says: i'm fine
what she means: i’m the key figure in an ongoing government charade, the plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. it’s a global conspiracy, actually, with the key players in the highest levels of power, that reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet. so, of course, no one believes me. i’m an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. they call me spooky… spooky mulder, whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid and who now chases after little green men with a badge and a gun, shouting to the heavens or to anyone who will listen that the fix is in, that the sky is falling, and when it hits, it’s gonna be the shit storm of all time

anarchistlovesongs:

perksofahunter:

Why is it men always want to turn the extra room into a man-cave? 

Screw you I’m turning that room into a lady cave. I’m going to go in there and read romance novels, crochet, preform witchcraft, scrap book, pet a cat, worship satan, and complain to my friends that you’re not satisfying me sexually. You can go fuck yourself. 

This post haunts me.

teapayne:

you never know!

booksxcrooks:

(◡‿◡✿) Slow sensual deep meaningful kisses

(◡‿◡✿) Lustful hands sliding down bodies with little tiny gasps of pleasure 

(◡‿◡✿) Tugging on their hair gently only to move the kisses to their neck 

(◡‿◡✿) Jawline kisses slowly moving back to their lips

(◕‿◕✿) Muffled kissing while getting the shit fucked out of them