Throw ya hands in the air if you’s a true playa
i pledge allegiance
to the butt
of captain america
there’s a hole in my heart and it’s shaped like bucky barnes
do you think that clint’s way taller than kate and when they get in arguments kate will stand on top of furniture to make herself taller than him so clint will do the same until they’re both standing on furniture and yelling like 12 year olds
Vaudeville performance based on the old English ballad “Death and the Lady”. The performance was about the evils of card playing and alcohol.
Death and the Lady - Joseph Hall 1906
but morning person + not morning person could make the worst (or maybe the best?) otp
"Gooooood morning dear :)" "fuck you and everything you stand for"
happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween
I knew someone, and he believed that the truth is something you don’t have to lie about.
Why is it men always want to turn the extra room into a man-cave?
Screw you I’m turning that room into a lady cave. I’m going to go in there and read romance novels, crochet, preform witchcraft, scrap book, pet a cat, worship satan, and complain to my friends that you’re not satisfying me sexually. You can go fuck yourself.
This post haunts me.
(◡‿◡✿) Slow sensual deep meaningful kisses
(◡‿◡✿) Lustful hands sliding down bodies with little tiny gasps of pleasure
(◡‿◡✿) Tugging on their hair gently only to move the kisses to their neck
(◡‿◡✿) Jawline kisses slowly moving back to their lips
(◕‿◕✿) Muffled kissing while getting the shit fucked out of them